I heard we made out
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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