guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Mom said you looked used
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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