were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
My vagina is very pro this idea
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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