A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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