Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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