Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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