Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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