Screwed.edu
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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