So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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