did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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