I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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