Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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