And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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