I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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