Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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