One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Randomize
