brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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