My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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