Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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