i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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