My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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