That's intense
operation harelip BJ is a go
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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