playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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