Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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