Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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