Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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