they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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