Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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