so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Can I color on your dick again?
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I'm too high and old for this...
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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