If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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