sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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