dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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