Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
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