dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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