how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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