the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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