sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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