i always forget guys have bellybuttons
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
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