Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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