Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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