Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
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