I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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