Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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