he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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