Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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