Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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