At least make sure they are 18
Why
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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