I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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