Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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