apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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