My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I feel like a drive thru vagina
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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