This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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