I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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