what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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