He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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