So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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